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Kinja'd!!! "Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast." (twostrokesmoke)
07/10/2014 at 17:09 • Filed to: None

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a deluxe suicide machine? If so, your order is here.

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DISCUSSION (7)


Kinja'd!!! Deven > Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast.
07/10/2014 at 17:13

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May I ask, when will it be delivered? I plan on driving it this weekend around town.

But in all honesty WTF is that thing?


Kinja'd!!! themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles > Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast.
07/10/2014 at 17:13

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It's okay, his enormous testicles are used to keep the machine stable.


Kinja'd!!! feather-throttle-not-hair > Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast.
07/10/2014 at 17:16

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need the 2x4

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Kinja'd!!! ly2v8-Brian > Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast.
07/10/2014 at 17:16

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You couldn't get me near that thing. Instant death is what that looks like it provides.


Kinja'd!!! Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast. > Deven
07/10/2014 at 17:19

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A drag bike of some sort from the 70's.... those guys were nuts back then.


Kinja'd!!! Deven > Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast.
07/10/2014 at 17:23

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More of a rhetorical joke but, yeah those guys were nuts to ride something as deadly as that. Either that or they had some massive nuts to ride that thing


Kinja'd!!! sketchcat > Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast.
07/10/2014 at 18:50

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the things some people will do for a prostate massage.

$80 at the Butterfly Spa. ask for Mei. no helmet required.